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This list was submitted by zombie lover on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 2:31 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8Jake LaMotta September 19th, 201796
7Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Dick CheneyAlive84
4Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
3George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
2Donald TrumpAlive78
1Jerry SanduskyAlive81
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002