It'd be cool if Jerry Lewis died. That guy's a DICK

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This list was submitted by Twilight is Near on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 11:53 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ayatollah KhameneiAlive86
9Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
6Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
5Mary Tyler Moore January 25th, 201780
4John Hurt January 27th, 201777
3Joanne WoodwardAlive?
2Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
1Fats Domino October 24th, 201789
16 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.

(d) February 3rd, 1999