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This list was submitted by nroger919 on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 10:45 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
7Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
6Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
5Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
4Bill CosbyAlive88
3Tommy ChongAlive87
2Lil WayneAlive42
1Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999