This list was submitted by Twisted Freak on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 8:14 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | Shirley MacLaine | Alive | 92 |
| 8 | Cloris Leachman | January 27th, 2021 | 94 |
| 7 | Sidney Poitier | January 6th, 2022 | 94 |
| 6 | Julie Andrews | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 3 | Anjelica Huston | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Florence Henderson | November 24th, 2016 | 82 |
| 1 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 |
| 2 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998