Death.. Time To Get Them!!!

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This list was submitted by People Meat on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 8:00 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
3Abe Vigoda January 26th, 201694
2Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
1Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003