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This list was submitted by Cement Steps on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 2:23 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
9Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
8Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Lindsay LohanAlive40
5Amanda BynesAlive40
4Bill CosbyAlive89
3Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
2Lamar OdomAlive46
1Charlie SheenAlive60
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(d) August 18th, 2014