Someone, please die

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This list was submitted by Altois on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 10:25 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Maggie SmithSeptember 27th, 202489
9Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Bill CosbyAlive88
5 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
4Doris Day May 13th, 201997
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
1Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

I tell you, Barn, it's gonna be good to see ol' Brownie and Kleiner and Foster again - hey, do me a favor, wouldja? Tell Wojo and Fish and the rest of the boys back at the ol' One-Two that a certain Inspector Franklin D. Luger'll be puttin' in a good word for 'em with the big guy upstairs . . . y'know, just in case. Ten-Four, Barn. Over and out.

(d) September 16th, 2002