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This list was submitted by Archangel on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 4:16 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Rob Ford March 22nd, 201646
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Pope FrancisAlive88
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
4Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
3Mickey RourkeAlive?
2Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
1Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021