We need some room on the planet old people...

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This list was submitted by Rastafarian Mormon on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 8:57 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the We should be the New Patty Duke Show Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
8Whitey BulgerOctober 30th, 201889
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
5Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
2Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999