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This list was submitted by NakedReporta on Friday, July 31st, 2015 at 8:11 AM PDT for The August 2015 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Gordie HoweJune 10th, 201688
7Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Not Famous 
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
1Not Famous 
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003