This list was submitted by NakedReporta on Friday, July 31st, 2015 at 8:11 AM PDT for The August 2015 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
9 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
8 | Gordie Howe | June 10th, 2016 | 88 |
7 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
5 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
4 | Not Famous | ||
3 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
2 | Barbara Bush | April 17th, 2018 | 92 |
1 | Not Famous | ||
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003