This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Saturday, January 31st, 2015 at 11:37 PM PST for The February 2015 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
9 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
8 | Bernie Madoff | April 14th, 2021 | 82 |
7 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
6 | Leonard Nimoy | February 27th, 2015 | 83 |
5 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
4 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
3 | John Glenn | December 8th, 2016 | 95 |
2 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
1 | Not Famous | ||
16 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003