Big M's list of people that should die soon

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This list was submitted by Dead Fred on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 8:11 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
7Lee IacoccaJuly 2nd, 201994
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
2Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
1Pope FrancisAlive87
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998