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This list was submitted by Concrete Shoes on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 5:05 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Mel BrooksAlive99
6Yogi Berra September 22nd, 201590
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
2Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
1Linda RonstadtAlive79
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002