This list was submitted by The Coroner on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 12:19 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Al Molinaro | October 29th, 2015 | 96 |
| 9 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
| 8 | Clive Davis | Alive | 93 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 5 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 4 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 3 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 2 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 1 | John Paul Stevens | July 16th, 2019 | 99 |
| 19 points | 2 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999