Death Soup: Make My Funk the P-Funk — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 5:44 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
9	Stuart Scott	January 4th, 2015	49
8	Nancy Reagan	March 6th, 2016	94
7	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
6	George H.W. Bush	November 30th, 2018	94
5	Muhammad Ali	June 3rd, 2016	74
4	Irwin Corey	February 6th, 2017	102
3	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
2	Valerie Harper	August 30th, 2019	80
1	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
9 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003