This list was submitted by SnailFury on Monday, December 29th, 2014 at 6:51 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Dirt Nappin' Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Eric Holder | Alive | ? |
9 | Scarlett Johansson | Alive | ? |
8 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
7 | Nancy Pelosi | Alive | 85 |
6 | Kim Jong-un | Alive | 42 |
5 | Edward Snowden | Alive | 41 |
4 | Woody Allen | Alive | 89 |
3 | Al Sharpton | Alive | 70 |
2 | Not Famous | ||
1 | Al Pacino | Alive | 85 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014