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This list was submitted by USER00582 on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 4:50 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Not Famous 
9Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
8Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
7Charles Rogers April 21st, 1999?
6Not Famous 
5Not Famous 
4Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
3Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
2Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
1Dale EvansFebruary 7th, 200188
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998