This list was submitted by USER00582 on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 4:50 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Not Famous | ||
9 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
8 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
7 | Charles Rogers | April 21st, 1999 | ? |
6 | Not Famous | ||
5 | Not Famous | ||
4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
3 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
1 | Dale Evans | February 7th, 2001 | 88 |
16 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998