This list was submitted by Paul1681 on Monday, June 30th, 2014 at 7:52 PM PDT for The Mohamed Abdelwahab Memorial Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 7 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
| 6 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 5 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
| 4 | Justin Bieber | Alive | 31 |
| 3 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
| 2 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 1 | Shia LaBeouf | Alive | 39 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999