Death Soup: Too Tired to Come Up With a List Name

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This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Monday, June 30th, 2014 at 3:10 PM PDT for The Mohamed Abdelwahab Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
9King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud January 22nd, 201590
8Ian Paisley September 12th, 201488
7Louis FarrakhanAlive93
6Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
5Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
4Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
3Al MolinaroOctober 29th, 201596
2Harlan EllisonJune 28th, 201884
1Ryan O'NealDecember 8th, 202382
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014