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This list was submitted by USER00556 on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 5:32 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
6Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
5Walter CronkiteJuly 17th, 200992
4Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
3Sarah Knauss December 30th, 1999119
2Bob DylanAlive83
1Darryl StrawberryAlive63
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021