This list was submitted by USER00064 on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 5:24 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
7 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
6 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
5 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
4 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
3 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
2 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
1 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
25 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998