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This list was submitted by saintbaloney on Friday, January 10th, 2014 at 3:05 PM PST for The February 2014 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
9Michael SchumacherAlive56
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
6Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
5Richard AttenboroughAugust 24th, 201490
4Jack Ramsay April 27th, 201489
3Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
2Fred Phelps March 19th, 201484
1Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
6 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999