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This list was submitted by Marshrat on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 9:33 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
6B. B. King May 14th, 201589
5Gene Gene the Dancing MachineMarch 13th, 201582
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Mickey Rooney April 6th, 201493
2Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
1Phil SpectorJanuary 16th, 202181
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021