Jackalope Ghost - Uncle Floyd's Revenge — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 4:27 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2014 For all the Whiskey-Soaked Marbles Boneyard.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Valerie Harper	August 30th, 2019	80
9	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
8	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
7	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
6	Run Run Shaw	January 6th, 2014	106
5	Bob Dole	December 5th, 2021	98
4	Paul Prudhomme	October 8th, 2015	75
3	Mickey Rooney	April 6th, 2014	93
2	B. B. King	May 14th, 2015	89
1	Eli Wallach	June 24th, 2014	98
10 points		3 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021