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This list was submitted by lindbergh on Monday, December 30th, 2013 at 7:53 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the old howard Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Mickey Rooney April 6th, 201493
6Dick Van DykeAlive100
5Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
2Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003