If This One Astronaut Could Fall Below Earth

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This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013 at 6:48 PM PDT for The May 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Scott Carpenter October 10th, 201388
9Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
8Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
7Roger AngellMay 20th, 2022101
6Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
5Mikhail KalashnikovDecember 23rd, 201394
4Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
3Lindy Boggs July 27th, 201397
2Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
1Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002