God DOES play dice with the universe

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This list was submitted by Michael084 on Friday, March 15th, 2013 at 11:58 PM PDT for The Dennis Johnson Three Bagger.

This list is in the The Moribund Fellowship Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9William ScrantonJuly 28th, 201396
8Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
7Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
6Antonin ScaliaFebruary 13th, 201679
5Lindy BoggsJuly 27th, 201397
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
2Alan GreenspanAlive98
1Lil WayneAlive41
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Georgia's irrepressible segregationist, who defied the 1964 Civil Rights Act by chasing three black students from his restaurant with a gun. Given twenty days to desegregate, Maddox chose instead to close and sell the place, for which they made him Governor. Later, after his political career waned, he attempted to update his image by launching a nightclub comedy act with a black ex-con he had pardoned while in office. They were billed as "The Governor and the Dishwasher." We're not making this up.

(d) June 25th, 2003