The End is Near III

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This list was submitted by The Evil Optimist on Friday, March 1st, 2013 at 10:55 AM PST for The Dennis Johnson Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo ChavezMarch 5th, 201358
9Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
6Christopher PlummerFebruary 5th, 202191
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Dick CheneyAlive84
3Sandy KoufaxAlive?
2Alan GreenspanAlive99
1Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002