This list was submitted by eppy on Wednesday, February 27th, 2013 at 2:57 PM PST for The Dennis Johnson Three Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
7 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
5 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
4 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
3 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
2 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
1 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
1 point | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999