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This list was submitted by eppy on Wednesday, February 27th, 2013 at 2:57 PM PST for The Dennis Johnson Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
7Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
4Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
3Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
2Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
1Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999