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This list was submitted by PIANOGIRL on Thursday, January 31st, 2013 at 4:54 PM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
7Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
6James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
5Louis JourdanFebruary 14th, 201593
4I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
3Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
2Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
1Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003