This list was submitted by philomela on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013 at 3:38 PM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 40 |
| 9 | Mel Gibson | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Courtney Love | Alive | 62 |
| 7 | Pete Doherty | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Fred Phelps | March 19th, 2014 | 84 |
| 5 | Pat Robertson | June 8th, 2023 | 93 |
| 4 | Mikhail Kalashnikov | December 23rd, 2013 | 94 |
| 3 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 |
| 2 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 1 | Tracy Morgan | Alive | 57 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999