that s#%t is not funny

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This list was submitted by displayname007 on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 6:41 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eydie Gorme August 10th, 201384
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
6Patty Andrews January 30th, 201394
5Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
4Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
3Don PardoAugust 18th, 201496
2Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
1Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013