that s#%t is not funny — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by displayname007 on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 6:41 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Eydie Gorme	August 10th, 2013	84
9	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
8	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
7	Eli Wallach	June 24th, 2014	98
6	Patty Andrews	January 30th, 2013	94
5	Efrem Zimbalist	May 2nd, 2014	95
4	Irwin Corey	February 6th, 2017	102
3	Don Pardo	August 18th, 2014	96
2	Herman Wouk	May 18th, 2019	103
1	Maria von Trapp	February 18th, 2014	99
16 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002