This list was submitted by Drunkard on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 4:33 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Kill 'Em All, Let Xenu Sort 'Em Out Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 9 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 8 | Stan Musial | January 19th, 2013 | 92 |
| 7 | Chuck Berry | March 18th, 2017 | 90 |
| 6 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | John Madden | December 28th, 2021 | 85 |
| 3 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 2 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 1 | Eydie Gorme | August 10th, 2013 | 84 |
| 22 points | 4 hits |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002