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This list was submitted by USER00557 on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 8:56 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the NWI Reapers Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
9Barbara HaleJanuary 27th, 201794
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
6Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
5Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
4Nanette FabrayFebruary 22nd, 201897
3Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
2Shirley TempleFebruary 10th, 201485
1Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999