This list was submitted by USER00557 on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 8:56 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the NWI Reapers Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
9 | Barbara Hale | January 27th, 2017 | 94 |
8 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
7 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
6 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
5 | Efrem Zimbalist | May 2nd, 2014 | 95 |
4 | Nanette Fabray | February 22nd, 2018 | 97 |
3 | Jim Nabors | November 30th, 2017 | 87 |
2 | Shirley Temple | February 10th, 2014 | 85 |
1 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
7 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999