Killer Advocate goes politique

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This list was submitted by laptoplg on Tuesday, December 25th, 2012 at 9:41 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Killer Advocate Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
9Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
6Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
5Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Javier de CuellarMarch 4th, 2020100
2George ShultzFebruary 6th, 2021100
1John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
26 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998