This list was submitted by PHALEX on Sunday, December 9th, 2012 at 10:48 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
9 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
8 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
7 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
6 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
5 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
4 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
3 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
2 | Joan Fontaine | December 15th, 2013 | 96 |
1 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
2 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998