Oldies but Goodies

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This list was submitted by PHALEX on Sunday, December 9th, 2012 at 10:48 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
8Dick CheneyAlive84
7George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
4Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Joan Fontaine December 15th, 201396
1Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998