This list was submitted by Star Dust on Tuesday, June 26th, 2012 at 8:45 PM PDT for The Bronko Nagurski Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 9 | Robert Mugabe | September 5th, 2019 | 95 |
| 8 | Donald Wildmon | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Ara Parseghian | August 2nd, 2017 | 94 |
| 6 | Ian Paisley | September 12th, 2014 | 88 |
| 5 | Alex Trebek | November 8th, 2020 | 80 |
| 4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 3 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 2 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 1 | I.M. Pei | May 16th, 2019 | 102 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999