This list was submitted by bruno1433 on Sunday, May 20th, 2012 at 8:14 PM PDT for The Bronko Nagurski Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Courtney Love | Alive | 62 |
| 8 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 81 |
| 7 | Pat Summerall | April 16th, 2013 | 82 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
| 4 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 3 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
| 2 | Tony Danza | Alive | 75 |
| 1 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999