Five Finger Death Punch is the shit

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This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Tuesday, January 31st, 2012 at 6:10 PM PST for The February 2012 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
9Jim OttoMay 19th, 202486
8Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
7Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
6Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
5Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
4Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
3Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
2Paula DeenAlive78
1Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014