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The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Wear White to a Funeral

Submitted by Beth9966 on December 31, 2011.

Score
1hit so far
5tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
9 Fidel CastroNov 25, 2016 Nov 25, 2016 90
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
7 Nelson Mandela Dec 5, 2013 Dec 5, 2013 95
6 Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016 Mar 6, 2016 94
5 Etta James hitJan 20, 2012 Jan 20, 2012 73
4 Jerry Lee LewisOct 28, 2022 Oct 28, 2022 87
3 Bob BarkerAug 26, 2023 Aug 26, 2023 99
2 Mickey RooneyApr 6, 2014 Apr 6, 2014 93
1 Lindsay LohanAlive Alive 40

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.