This list was submitted by Dave the Vampire on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 7:10 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Madeleine Albright | March 23rd, 2022 | 84 |
| 9 | Harry Belafonte | April 25th, 2023 | 96 |
| 8 | Ray Bradbury | June 6th, 2012 | 91 |
| 7 | Harry F. Byrd, Jr. | July 30th, 2013 | 98 |
| 6 | Mike Wallace | April 7th, 2012 | 93 |
| 5 | Kitty Wells | July 16th, 2012 | 92 |
| 4 | George Jones | April 26th, 2013 | 81 |
| 3 | Alvin Dark | November 13th, 2014 | 92 |
| 2 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
| 1 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 21 points | 4 hits |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997