This list was submitted by BairBones on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 5:14 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 9 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 8 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
| 7 | Nanette Fabray | February 22nd, 2018 | 97 |
| 6 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 5 | Patty Andrews | January 30th, 2013 | 94 |
| 4 | Jack Klugman | December 24th, 2012 | 90 |
| 3 | Martin Landau | July 15th, 2017 | 89 |
| 2 | June Lockhart | October 23rd, 2025 | 100 |
| 1 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
| 12 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998