Pennies On Your Eyes

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This list was submitted by doorma on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 2:00 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
9Etta James January 20th, 201273
8Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
4Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
3Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
2Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
1Stuart ScottJanuary 4th, 201549
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998