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This list was submitted by rogalinski on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 11:47 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
9Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
8Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
7Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
6Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
5Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
4Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
3Garrison KeillorAlive?
2Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
1Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998