This list was submitted by The Reaper on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 11:21 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 9 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
| 8 | Merle Haggard | April 6th, 2016 | 79 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 3 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 2 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
| 1 | Celeste Holm | July 15th, 2012 | 95 |
| 11 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998