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This list was submitted by Cosmo Underground on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 10:43 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Underground Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Ayatollah KhameneiAlive83
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
4Dick CheneyAlive81
3Dick Clark April 18th, 201282
2Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
1Morgan FreemanAlive85
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021