Ok..its 2012...The Marx Brothers are Dead

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This list was submitted by GrouchoHarpoChicoDeado on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 11:34 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
9Jimmy CarterAlive99
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
6B. B. King May 14th, 201589
5Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
4Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
3Frank Cady June 10th, 201296
2Sandra Day O’ConnorDecember 1st, 202393
1Warren Rudman November 19th, 201282
4 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003