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This list was submitted by Fry's Crematorium on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 7:59 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Russell Means October 22nd, 201272
6Gary Carter February 16th, 201257
5Andy Williams September 26th, 201284
4Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
3Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
29 points 5 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998