Skip to content
Stiffs.com
The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Stones Girl tries again

Submitted by Stones Girl on December 29, 2011.

Score
0hits so far
0tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Patty AndrewsJan 30, 2013 Jan 30, 2013 94
9 Dear AbbyJan 16, 2013 Jan 16, 2013 94
8 Eli WallachJun 24, 2014 Jun 24, 2014 98
7 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
6 Luise RainerDec 30, 2014 Dec 30, 2014 104
5 Ronnie BiggsDec 18, 2013 Dec 18, 2013 84
4 Roger EbertApr 4, 2013 Apr 4, 2013 70
3 Efrem ZimbalistMay 2, 2014 May 2, 2014 95
2 Olivia de HavillandJul 26, 2020 Jul 26, 2020 104
1 Joan FontaineDec 15, 2013 Dec 15, 2013 96

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.