Lite My Pyre

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This list was submitted by Dr. Doom on Thursday, December 29th, 2011 at 9:23 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
8Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
7Dick Clark April 18th, 201282
6Bernie MadoffApril 14th, 202182
5Courtney LoveAlive60
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3William PerryAlive97
2Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
1Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005